Filed a police report.

Chris had to file a police report for a theft. Here's what happened. When I called to have the water/garbage service started I requested two garbage cans. There weren't any at the house already. The City of Edmond said their records showed there should be one can at the house already. So they only delivered one can and refused to deliver the other can until the first garbage day had passed and the garbage man could check all the numbers on all the cans in the neighborhood for our missing can. Of course he didn't find it. Then we were told that before we could get the second can we would have to file a police report on it. So, Chris filed a police report on our missing garbage can that we've never seen or had! Is that the stupidest thing you ever heard?
Still waiting on the second can.

For Sale, Like New

One double oven, microwave, trash compactor, and dishwasher. White, and in excellent condition. All of the appliances and cabinetry have been removed. The room is bare.
The garage is full. Of trash. The cabinets came down in a million pieces.
The dining room wall has been opened up. Wow, what a view!

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